09/12/01 - King Josh Sehrer IIIIV of Japan's beginnings
At the suppl age of 12, before I could even hit my teens, I was running the most viewed hentai website (sexually explicit Japanese manga comic strips, computer game titles and animation) on the internet. I became famous for being the 1st to ever animate hentai .gif files, significantly increasing users time, otherwise spent downloading animated movies on 56k dial-up modems, to masturbate whilst cutting telephone and electricity costs, then shot up to mythical figure status by animating each frame of the now legendary 1993 Injū Genmu game stills, and was asked to sell the website for $2,000.00 1996 dollars.
Local video rental stores didn't try and stop shorter-than-the-checkout-counter children like me from renting out La Blue Girl, Demon City Shinjuku, Demon Beast Invasion, et cetera, and as a result everything I knew about Tokyo and WW2 (Toshio Maeda's Adventure Kid series,) involved sodomy. The images of tentacle rape under Tokyo's brightly lit neon signs, to this day, seem burned into my retinas. I watched as two girls from Tokyo approached the table I was at next to EBGB's, in wait of a monster jumping out of nowhere to forcefully fertilize the girls' human eggs with it's goozing seed like Spunky Knight #3 through open-ended tentacles.
"Nihonjin desu ka" I called out and the two girls came to greet me, still no sign of a sex monster. "My name is Tanaka Maiko and" Maiko said, grabbing a hold of her friend like a store mannequin. "How old are you?" I asked Maiko. "21 years." Maiko answered. "I'd give anything to have a drink with you but I'm not even 19 yet." I said. Maiko took out a piece of paper and a pen like Mink writing the love note to Dick Saucer in Dragon Half. It appeared to me she was writing her phone number down, finished and handed me the small piece of paper.
"What if I had never opened my mouth?" I asked the people I was with watching the two girls leave towards the West International dorm. "Did you get her room phone?" Everyone asked, excited over what all had transpired 1 day after 9 11 and 1 day before my birthday. "Who's up for some chocolate chip cookies?" I asked, looking at the spot dying out. Everyone picked up their skateboards, I threw our trash away, and we advanced to the aforementioned college hangout known for their cookies, on foot.
Several white American girls were leaving as we opened the door and took the first few steps in. "Hey, remember us?" One of the girls asked and so that I tried to think back. "Aren't you the girls" I asked. "You gave free money to!" The girls shouted causing a commotion. "How's the video coming along?" The female leader of their group asked. "I spent the money on dinner here tonight!" A girl said, thanking me.
"Mine? I got a 21 year old exchange student from Tokyo's room phone." I told the Caucasian coeds' leader and showed off the trophyized note.
"This is my roommate!" One of the girls exclaimed, snatching the piece of paper from my hands. All the note was was Maiko's name and number but her roommate held it in both palms like an opened Bible. "You aren't going to believe me but Maiko Tanaka is my roommate over at West." The girl said drawing her friends nearer.
The group of white girls surrounded me and appeared to be studying my face like they had never seen a person before. "Could you put in a good word for me?" I asked Tanaka Maiko's roommate. "Of course! Tonight I'll tell her how great you are and to be your girlfriend." Maiko's roommate explained. "Maybe I'll see you again sometime?" I asked jokingly. "You'll get tired of seeing me, I'm sure of it. I live in her bedroom." She said, as several of us laughed over thoughts of sex. "Josh, right?" Maiko's roommate asked as the girls proceeded to leave. Maiko's roommate ran back, kissed me and was all, "if it doesn't work out, you can fuck me across from her".
I bought fresh baked cookies, drinks for everyone I was with, talked about the footage everyone took turns recording and I sat wondering if life could get any better.
"Josh! Yes, let us drink tonight." Maiko said with even more enthusiasm than before. "Please, but only with you." Maiko asked. After her and I agreed on a time for me to meet with her, we said our goodbyes and I hung up the telephone.
I called Aaron, my chauffeur, and asked him to buy a bottle of vodka and citrus flavored rum as I am under the legal age to purchase alcohol in this country. Twenty minutes later came a knock on the door and my chauffeur with a brown paper grocery bag full of booze. "Happy belated birthday" Aaron said, handing the bag to me.
"I had $220 leftover from my paycheck and was handing out money to people on the street for nothing. I met Tanaka Maiko outside Marketplace West, walking up from Cauthorn and got her number. Then an hour later I ran into girls at American Dream I had given money to and met her roommate." I said maniacally.
"Nobody is going to believe you." My chauffeur stated. "I have it on tape." I said and an image of the Sony TR517 camcorder I bought flashed in my head. I turned around in the passenger's seat looking back. "Do you need to go back?" My chauffeur asked. "It'd be ungentlemanlike of me to bring a camcorder on such a monumentous occasion." I said, turning back around in the passenger's seat.
I arrived at Maiko's dorm and found her waiting by the door. She opened it and asked what kind of alcohol I had brought with me. "Vodka?" Maiko asked. "If it's too strong for you, you and I can walk to the store." I suggested. Maiko smiled and said she'd buy beer instead.
I threw my stuff in her room, we left her dorm and walked to a nearby convenience store called Superette Market.
At the Superette, I led Tanaka Maiko through the beer aisle. "Do you want a six pack of these?" I asked pointing to the Mexican beer behind the glass of the cooler. Maiko walked over and looked at it. "Yes, I like that!" Maiko said cheerfully, taking the beer from out of the cooler. I walked with Maiko to the counter, she took money and a Japanese passport from her expensive looking designer handbag, paid for the beer and we left the store.
On our walk back to her dorm I told Maiko that she reminded me of Ayumi Hamasaki. "Do you like her?" She asked. I shook my head. "3 years ago I was a photo model and I lived in the largest apartment in Shibuya." Maiko explained. "In Tokyo?" I asked and hurried as to keep up with her.
Returning to her dorm she stopped as if she remembered something. "It is prohibited to drink inside here, but the outside space is OK?" Maiko asked. I thought back to how warm it was outside and how the weather was next to perfect for an evening of drinking under the stars. I also thought about how right next to her dormitory was a small grassy field, used for playing soccer and other recreational sports. The field had an ample amount of light from nearby tennis courts' flood lights.
I explained to her how we could drink in the center of the field to avoid police detection, Maiko cheered, grabbed a blanket and together we left her dorm and crossed the street to the field's center being lit up like a movie set by the tennis courts' flood lights.
The two of us held hands, and looked for the perfect spot to sit. After finding a spot, Maiko laid out our blanket, and I set down the six pack of beers. I took a bottle, Maiko looked and saw we hadn't a bottle opener. I took my Osiris scout belt's built-in bottle opener, opened her beer and gave it to her. "Oh, thank you Josh!" She cried out. "I've never met anyone like you before." I said, fantasizing about her shitting warmed milk out of spreaded-apart tanned butt-cheeks into my mouth, atop an all white grand piano with all white keys, underneath 10 overfed pigeons flown in from New York perched along chandelier arms dripping hot white wax, in a luxurious penthouse in Tokyo, Japan.
I shook my head to clear it of it's thoughts and looked around the field as one of the strangest, yet oddly familiar, noises surrounded me.
At the time, I didn't really expect to see anything except of the possibility of bats but I had heard bats are blind and that the vampire ones just eat livestock. Before looking up I remembered some seasons ago seeing bats flying around the flood lights picking off insects.
"Josh, what is that?" Tanaka Maiko asked curiously. I looked up at the night's sky. "It looks like a dolphin." I said jolted, and thought back to Parasite Eve's final boss' 6th and final form.
"Josh, is that something in America? American bird?" Maiko asked sounding worried herself.
"Haven't you beat Parasite Eve?" I asked, retracing aircraft carrier boiler room steps in my head. "Ee?" Maiko asked confusedly.
I guesstimated that the monster was about the size of my dad's piece of junk sport's car that he bought after him and my mom divorced, if not larger. It's wings clearly didn't have any feathers on them whatsoever. It's wings were the same color as it's body, a shimmering gray color. It wasn't close enough to see if it had eyes or a mouth. I followed it with my eyes as it glid in circles, at what was obviously a tail, though what was weird about this tail was that it looked exactly like a dolphin's tail and it too had no kind of feathers. I counted that it only flapped it's wings 3 times, maybe 4, during something like the first thirty seconds I watched it.
I got up from my sitting position and onto my feet. The tips of my fingers rested on the blanket like a sprinter on a track. This wasn't a student's science-fair-ribbon-pinned-display model idea of a joke, but a monster in it's truest form! As the monster continued to circle us it made noises that of a submarine sonar with something appearing on the radar.
Seconds later I noticed seemingly misplaced clouds in the otherwise clear night sky. The batch of clouds all formed together a little ways away from us. After about a minute more of watching it circle us, the monster broke circle and glided directly into the clouds. The fucked up part about it doing that was how when it went into the clouds, the noise it had been making was completely muted, and the monster didn't appear out of the other side of the clouds! Maiko and I let off loud sighs of relief, similar to being a passenger in a plane crashing into the Pacific Ocean, swimming out of the sinking wreckage and coming up for air. "That's not something you see everyday." I said nervously and tried to smile to ease Maiko's thoughts.
All of the sudden the submarine radar noise surrounded us! The monster returned! It floated it's way back over and started circling Maiko and I all over again! Maiko stood up and got off the blanket. I got down on my hands and knees reaching for our bottles, Maiko followed suit by pulling the blanket out from under me,
and the two of us ran back to her dorm.
Back inside her dorm room, I caught a upskirt peep of Maiko's panties dripping wet but the room hadn't the smell of urine. I walked over to Maiko from where I had stood guarding the window, turned her on all fours, pulled her panties down and started tonguing her butthole.
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