Xeroderma pigmentosum is roughly 6 times more common in Japanese than in other groups.
Judging from what everyone is wearing, a democracy wasn't the right political system to wake up to.
Only a complete loser would create something like the United States of America.
I choked on my popcorn when they said "what is it Yoshi.. is it the anal sex fiend again?" in One Hour.
I asked "what if Adam and Eve ate the snake, I heard in some countries that's
a delicacy."
Was told "there would be a lot of room for speculation."
I go to bed every night thinking of all the people hoping they run into me.
In the daytime I'm either hunting Manuel Schwarz and Ayumi Hamasaki down to a t in Tokyo,
or on the tracks of Rebecca Eri Ray Vaughan.
Ever since Pokémon Sunday put CG heart-shaped pupils in Becky's eyes there have been
damsels in distress,
from here to as far as the eyes can see.
Or maybe she tied herself up looking for a handout.
This is getting heavy like blood-stained nightgowns,
volcanoes, E. coli, and Hannah Wuzél destroying the world in a hurry.
She asked me to pull her hair during sex but all I could do was tell her "later in life it will all fall out."
All any one needs to be saved from is from people who won't save them.
Virgin road dead end,
fork in the road pit stop for Ayumi Hamasaki to drop dead in.
Dummkopf!
I look and smell like the Berlin Zoo in World War 2.
I don't like human bodies being mistreated.
By doing this, I ended the mental strain that was back-to-school shopping.
What's left of a ugly duckling in a tin foil swan.
Wrap your head around that.
Bill Hersey told me to "be good", got into his Italian sports car, and left me in the pouring rain.
It's a no-brainer you still need oxygen for.
I'm turning red
like MTV News gave my album a color coded terror alert.
I can see teens flock to Times Square, mistaking it for Shibuya.
The Japanese stereotypes
like all my ex-girlfriends were into butt rock.
From a groundbreaking new business standpoint like throwing up ads on a Fukushima rice patty, way before a Super Bowl commercial.
I am as American as apple pie baked in a Dutch oven.
My liver is the worst but it looks like it took home 1st.
Hollywould've could've should've!
What I Hollywouldn't do for a Japanese schoolgirl with a coke problem like
sent off Eskimos' brown nose Eskimo kissing.
Models I club in the head like Seal's.
Angel Grove MVP answering the tele "yellow -- in memory of Trini".
"I thought…in our days America exported their tv shows as propaganda to Japanese society…
am I right??
We began to admire and crave for this supposed dream life style
what was the big deal with all that propaganda?" Maeda asked.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_Kid
Do yourself a favor and
compare the people before and past airport security.
Vancouver gave me 2 police escorts after security.
America just gives me a bad time when I tell them what I'm flying to Japan on a Monday for 48 hours for before I'd fly back.
Somehow, they must know that I block every new follower I don't like,
and that's why they keep giving me shit for it.
http://twitter.com/#!/JeanTheAlien/status/77013238566486016
RT @JeanTheAlien Club ce soir avec Saehena, @millitokyo, haruka, mihi, shanon >_<
4 Jun via Echofon
Oh my gosh, gosh is God and Josh put together!
You can catch me walking on side Avex, past all the multi-million dollar properties and
nobodies in the street.
Something tells me I have a feeling that something is not right.
Make no mistake,
every person I've ever met has abandoned me.
Le Lys dans la Vallée was the most difficult thing I've ever had to read.
La Peau de chagrin was the easiest thing I've ever had to read.
I'm eating Yoplait in my skimpies listening to Amanda Lear The Sphinx on repeat.
"It's not what it looks like!"
"It's not what you think!"
"2. Wer sagt, Tokyo sei anonym und finster, spinnt. Wollt ihr Beispiele?
- Mittwoch habe ich JP kennengelernt. Freitags treffe ich ihn zufällig vorm Club Feria in Roppongi, dem Ausländer-Partyviertel in Tokyo, das ich normalerweise meide - Wen treffe ich Samstag Nacht im Atom? Bryan, einen meiner Mitbewohner - Wen treffe ich Samstag Morgen auf dem Nachhauseweg am Bahnsteig? Taco, einen alten Bekannten - Gerade eben lief ich durch's HMV (der Riesen-Plattenladen) in Shibuya und stoße plötzlich mit dem Exfreund einer Freundin zusammen - Dann sitze ich gemütlich in Shibuya am Hachiko (Sammel-Treffpunkt von ganz Tokyo), da tippt mich jemand an und fragt "Aren't you Milli?". Es war Tomomi, ein Mädchen, mit der ich mir ein paarmal bei Myspace geschrieben hatte und die eigentlich am anderen Ende Japans wohnt
Ich liebe Tokyo"
Hannah Wuzél's password protected livejournal sent a lot of unwanted foot traffic to me in 2008.
I logged in to French 20 person ICQ chat and asked anonymously for things "to say in French if one were to wage a war".
I was then private messaged asking "is her name Hannah Wuzél?"
I told the anonymous user "it is".
The next private message contained
1. Hannah Wuzél's address in Fukuoka, 2. a detailed report on her including a time table,
and 3. the French I had asked for.
I then obtained access
to Hannah Wuzél's password protected livejournal with a false user account.
I read all 187 entries with "Josh Sehrer" as a tag.
Hannah Wuzél even print screened Myspace mail I had sent to her otherwise untraceable Myspace account.
I read on to entries about Hannah Wuzél fucking japanesedickfor in lovehotels,
was a little heartbroken so I posted the French the spy had provided me with
"J'attend avec impatience la bataille decisive qui determinera qui de nous deux régnera sur Tokyo!"
and was blocked in less than an hour without ever disclosing my identity!
"Btw, totally random, but when I went to the supermarket earlier, I got chatted up by 2 white girls who asked
me if I was Ayumi Hamasaki desu ka.
I mean, what the hell? First of all, what's a white person doing here. That's definitely the first time I saw one
in my village.
Second - Ayumi Hamasaki? Uhm, no? I've had that before but only by Japanese. Also, might I add that I looked
extraordinarily terrible.
Third - why in Japanese? (O.O;)
Feeeeel the powa~ =D"
Call me the town crier.
Hannah Wuzél threw me in the laughing gas chamber
and ate the key.
The punchline is that I picked the lock,
and threw away the key.
Now Hannah Wuzél is looking at me like this is World War 3.
I'm looking like that one villain in The Village,
spending nights in Villa Giulia in Shibuya. This shit is guerrilla, this shit is bananas
and they still walk all over me.
Like me asking Nigo, "how did it ever go from monkeys to fags to fags dressed in monkeys?"
Like me asking Russel Simmons "was it really worth it?"
I'll take a wild guess and say that since 2005 less than 10 Americans have masturbated to Kimora Lee Simmons.
Make a wish for me to blow the fuck up like Muslim pornstars.
My tapes scream Japanese girls
and the major motion picture is going to be called Japanese Girls Worship Me.
The critics agree! Japanese girls worship me is a "mass exodus of foreigners (of a good time)", "the Rapture (too soon?)" and "Japan's 9 11".
"now that disaster struck my beloved home country of choice."
"As if the earthquake was not enough, Japan sees itself confronted with several issues on top of that - a fatal and devastating tsunami simply swallowed most of the villages and towns located along the coastline and took away the lives and homes of unsuspecting and hardly prepared citizens. Furthermore, three nuclear power plants"
"not something we can control, and no one should have the arrogance in lights of recent events to state that we could."
"for the sake of the people whose lives will be saved in a possible future scenario."
"The thought of all those people in fear and despair over there makes me physically ill,"
"depends on that when it comes to my personal situation, whether I will ever be able to return to Japan to resume my studies and much more, but it all seems meaningless in regard of the further suffering that could be brought to the people of Japan"
"Club ce soir avec Saehena, @millitokyo," is French for "Hannah Wuzél was at a nightclub in Tokyo
less than 3 months after Japan's March 11th tragedy."
That's people for you.
I'm hungrier than Dave Chappelle in his skit for America's Funniest Home Videos.
99.9% of Americans have such serious unfinished business (what they need to do before they die) that in the breaths leading up to their fight for air and in their last waking days on Earth
are all going to be of this sickening "I didn't get the job done" feeling.
Wake up and smell the roses like Rosemary Kennedy.
I promise to recite the Lord's Prayer backwards the day I get a lobotomy,
and then I'm catching the first plane to something like a Holyhood cemetary.
Last one in Shibuya is a rotten egg.
Ignorance is thinking you'll find a clean girl at the soapland.
Don't touch that dial!
I wouldn't touch a white girl if my life depended on it.
I'm eating out pussy like a caviar garnish.
I'm on quests for mommy and daddies' little angels.
Hannah Wuzél looks identical to Alison Doody's character in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Call me Leatherhead tin grin, I've seen more shit than Crang.
Does a bear shit in the city?
I'm making it in the neck of time in your neck of the woods.
Call it mosquito Bit Valley,
and don't ask me how I get my shit on the road when that shit's like a visitor court half court shot.
During my game Japanese schoolgirls were put on lockdown.
Back home it was at the buzzer between her legs type play.
I would've switched M Bison with Sagat for being such a faggot, then sent Zangief a royalty check for being cool with, you know..
Capcom using his likeness and name and for beating up faggots.
Ruslana Korshunova is starring in my movie.
I hit it like pay dirt top dollar.
Let's just say I have Terry Bogard's luck with girlfriends.
Don't honor thy neighbor or even the girl next door.
She likes horses, what's the big fucking deal?
I spy with my little eye someone who's no longer modeling.
Is it me or did autism show up the same time HIV AIDS and cancer did?
Remind me not to start sentences off with "You fools!"
From here on out I will be covered in fur, drinking Goldschläger in Shibuya,
and everything will be a blur.
I was at a Waseda private party where Valet was the dj
and he started his set with Final Fantasy 7 OST like the party was just for me.
Narita Airport head of staff couldn't believe it was really me,
told me to call if I needed security or their staff's service while I watched all the foreigners leave Japan.
Whoever came up with the idea of "natural selection" needs to be shot in the head, twice.
Print screened Hannah Wuzél's Amazon wishlist for having gay manga,
then skipped to her Youtube favorites on foreign policy, and was like "what the fuck is going on in this girl's head?" outloud.
It reminds me of how wishy-washy the brain can be.
"This little piggy went to the market" and jumped onto the butcher's block.
Yakuza faux pas.
None of you can shock anyone anymore.
I was the biggest thing to hit Tokyo since firebombing.
The day I build a time machine is the day I show up to Tokyo drunk, forgetting what day it was,
walking around pointing out to myself that it "smells like someone is barbecuing!"
Two all beef patties with plain buns.
Looking up from the ground beef and setting my egg timer for when the plane comes
to charbroil my would-be Japanese girlfriends.
Until the Rising Sun bursts and I go down in frames.
I'm just a toy I put back where I belong
at the bottom of the Rice Krispies box.
People try telling me that if US presidents said on tv that they believed in angels, "the world would turn on us."
Hannah Wuzél and I have all the fixings of WW2
from here to kingdom come.
She has or had France, Germany, Nippon, and I'm the American caught with my pants down.
That smarts!
The colonel's secret recipe in piles and piles of burnt Japanese corpses in the streets of Tokyo.
Talking skeletons have a bone to pick with me.
How in hell were the proud Americans piloting the Enola Gay supposed to know in the future they'd look like total homos?
The US Military's strategy is nothing more than convincing regular ass people off the street
to join the service and do what the Military is convinced is right.
I'm wondering what kind of magic Agent Orange could've worked on my penis and testicles.
Call the Vietnamese hotdog eating competition off.
Merry White blessed me.
You don't see much of a market for videos of teenagers doing bondage and S&M anywhere outside of Japan
and in Japan that shit is like hanging out with friends.
Jesus was psoriasis.
Everyone tells me I see everything in black and white
like a murder mystery book some jerkoff put in the children's section.
Hamasaki Ayumi's father left on her 3rd birthday.
Hamasaki Ayumi came to Tokyo from Fukuoka, Japan.
Numerous tv shows/documentaries recount her doing God knows what at Shibuya 109 before fame to find herself.
Shibuya 109 backwards is "9 01 Ayu".
Ayu had a TU-KA CM in 2000 where in it a ferris wheel reads 9:10PM.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aB2eBYMn5BI
In the TU-KA commercial 2 commercial jets fly into 2 Tokyo towers.
The commercial uses Ayu's song "Far away" off her top selling album Duty.
In the music video to "Far away" it shows New York's Chrysler Building partially tipped over and buried.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5wfe1jXHtrQ
On the track listings to Duty, 4, inauspicious because it is pronounced the same as the word for "death" (shi), tracks are all capital letters,
4 tracks like "vogue" are all lower-case letters and 4 like "Far away" are not.
Number 4, inauspicious because it is pronounced the same as the word for "death" (shi), on Ayumi Hamasaki's top selling album Duty is called
"End of the World".
Then I correlated it with Sae's Sekai no owari ("End of the World" in English) music video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ajV7_48Hvlw
In the music video to Sekai no owari it shows twin Shibuya 109 towers.
Then I correlated it with Ayu and Gackt's LIVE performance of Silent Night on the QFRONT monitor.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ncvaogD7kW8
Number 3 on Ayumi Hamasaki's top selling album Duty is called
"vogue".
Then I correlated it with the September 2001 cover of (French) Vogue Paris.
Then I correlated it with the September 9th, 1998 North America release of Parasite Eve for the PS1
(March 29, 1998 Japan release.)
The game timeline begins Christmas Eve December 24, and ends on December 29, 1997.
After you beat Parasite Eve you get to go into the EX mode and the Chrysler Building.
Then I correlated it with the September 2001 cover of WIRED Magazine.
Then I correlated it with the December 22nd, 2010 Japan release of The 3rd Birthday (Parasite Eve 3).
(March 29, 2011 North America release.)
(April 1, 2011 Europe release.)
The 3rd Birthday's "TIME ZERO" (see "GROUND ZERO") takes place at New York City's
St. Patrick's Cathedral
and Aya gets shot by New York City SWAT inside St. Patrick's Cathedral at her wedding before exchanging vows.
The 3rd Birthday was released for the Sony PSP less than 1 month before Ayu married a foreigner on 1/1/11.
1 1 11 forms the twin towers on the year of the 10 year anniversary of the September 11th attacks.
"is not accidental story of the game, can be fantastic! but something similar but nature! happened in Japan, the birthplace of the 3rd birthday..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gAHgTrAXsU
Then I correlated it with the March 11th, 2002 "CAN WE STOP THE NEXT 9/11?" cover of TIME.
Then I correlated it with the March 11th, 1945 kamikaze attack that hit a US aircraft carrier and killed 27 men.
Then I correlated it with the geisha striking down bowling pins on the September 11th, 1964 cover of LIFE Magazine.
I met my first ko-gal from Shibuya, named Maiko meaning "young geisha", on September 12th, 2001.
Tanaka Maiko told me I "need to know what Tiffany & Co. is, if you want this to work."
By January 24th, 2011, I had Japan's March 11th 9.0 earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear crisis on paper.
On January 24th, 2011, I knew that if I uploaded a call to arms to youtube (I had wrote to President Obama on the whitehouse.gov website to no avail), I'd acquire the ultimate power and control over the entire world.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gj2xyJ-FjVE
4 days later viral videos of UFO sightings over Jerusalem went viral. By March, the same UFO over Jerusalem clips were on every major News channel.
On February 1, 2011, it was announced that A Bathing Ape was sold to Hong Kong fashion conglomerate I.T.
I.T. purchased a 90.27% stake in A Bathing Ape. In a transaction encompassing a relatively paltry $21,850,000 HKD (approx. $2,800,000 USD), I.T purchased a total of 668 shares.
Then I correlated it with the 119 emergency call number in Japan, and used my power to prevent Shibuya from getting destroyed.
I landed in Japan on March 9th, 2011, marking the beginning of 2011 Lent.
2 days later I became King Josh Sehrer IIIIV of Japan.
Then I correlated it with We Three Kings of Orient Are and Joy to the World.
The first testament to the ultimate power I possessed was of the abolishment of Hamasaki Ayumi.
On May 27, 2011, (27 died from the kamikaze attacks on March 11, 1945) Tiffany & Co. held a party at Omotesando Hills for Leslie Kee's photobook.
Chinese television recorded and broadcasted Ayu's reaction to questions about Japan's March 11th, 2011 9.0 earthquake.
http://dailymotion.com/video/xj1dn3_love-hope-event-leslie-kee-ayumi-hamasaki_creation
THE END.
You are all living in the Dark Ages, so was I "once upon a time"?
Royalty checks, star power and TV magic.
I gave the executioner at my beheading pointers on what-to-wear.
My blood.
I don't think anyone knows how much hearing "I wouldn't be caught dead in that" means to me.
The only thing I can't believe is how I ever came from being a little kid playing FF1 to
subarashiki kono sekai
in the streets of Shibuya on a 3DS.
The only thing I can think of more epic than Joyrich LA LeSportsac's "SOLID GOLD" release party in Japan on Friday, March 11th, costing ITOCHU Corporation over $4,000,000.00 dollars,
(ironically, also bought out LeSportsac in the same month),
was the time the star Maia went on a Christmas shopping trip with Mary Poppins after Maia was raped by Zeus.
Rest assured, I got enough party pics and ITOCHU Corporation business cards to extort millions.
This is for anybody who's considered homelessness in Tokyo the next step towards a bigger and brighter future.
The World is your oyster.
Hypothetically speaking, I'm allergic to shellfish.
Whatever it is, I can pull it off like a highly decorated army surgeon.
I swear I was type casted to play this part,
and that's what bugs me.
The not knowing how good my decomposing body really was until it was all gone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hiWvHuIGhQ
In February 2011, it was announced that so and so's Arena Tour 2011 A: Hotel Love Songs would start in April.
Shortly after the 2011 Tohoku earthquake and tsunami hit, it was announced that the tour was rescheduled to start in late May and the tour was renamed to ayumi hamasaki~POWER of MUSIC~2011.
I'm packing supermodels shit like Louis Vuitton steamer trunks.
I'm running through airports like I left a kid behind.
I got white bitches for pets like Of Mice and Men.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Those three "likes" matched up perfectly!
Where was I?
It's almost as ironic as the FBI interrogating what appeared to be a tissue-stuffing little girl as flat as a board in her bathing suit about bad traveler's checks.
Want to know the cure for cancer?
Run as fast as fucking possible.
I was watching a documentary on Auschwitz and some little girl had to bite apart a woman and baby's bloody umbilical cord.
"Not that I believe in it any more or less than in Buddhism or Islam or the Spaghetti Monster".
"I am just extremely interested its backgrounds, thesis, dogma and the effect it has on people."
Like that time I got in trouble because I thought it'd be funny if I fingerbanged the girl we were eating sushi off of.
It takes a village to raise a child and then it gets ugly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcW7g7jRT-g
"what do you guys do when there's, at 4:30 in the morning, clear knocking on your window, that is in the 3rd story of a house and has no tree or anything of the like in front of it?"