Hustling or capitalization off of Japanese girls is great for both parties because the Japanese girl receives the companionship she had wanted and in return you receive free hotel rooms, food, drinks at nightclubs, gifts and a better life. Sure, it's like whoring yourself out more than hustling but hustling is indeed involved because without action during and after achieving such golden gift baskets you might find yourself at a loss.
How to hustle Japanese girls
Here are some ways for those of you who haven't made it in Tokyo, to finally make it in Tokyo, Japan. Hustling is less what you say, more about how you say it and how you move through the world.
"I lost my wallet" con artistry
In the summer of 2003 I wanted to see if it was possible to somehow go to Tokyo, Japan and survive for 23 days with a budget of $200.00 dollars. I imagined it was going to be difficult but after some time thinking, while in Tokyo, I came up with a great idea and that was to tell the Japanese girls I met, girls I've been with before and contacts that, "I lost my wallet on the train." It worked to say the least, every single day I'd have girls pay for my train tickets so that I could go skate, then they'd pay for lunch and whatever else I'd get during that time, I'd return to my friends house, call up a different girl, go out to dinner, then after I'd get like, drinks and sex during karaoke or free drinks all night in a nightclub and either a love hotel or more sex at Japanese girls' apartments and houses. This was a great con because I didn't have to say anything like, "I'll pay you back," or "I only brought so much," because they assumed I didn't have a wallet at all and when they noticed I did have money I told them my friends were loaning me money so that I could have train money to go see (the person who was questioning my money.) It worked out great though, I'd meet girls at nightclubs, hang out with them and two days later I'd tell them the same thing, worked again, more free dinners, more free drinks to try to cheer me up, more free nights of partying on everyone else's tabs and yeah being in Japan for 23 days on a budget of only 200.00 dollars was one of the easiest things I've ever done in my life.
How to be a very important person
I understand that a lot of you don't know the amount of or high profile individuals that I've networked with over the years. When I'm asked, "how much does it cost to party all night in Tokyo?" I say, "I don't know because I never have to pay for anything." Now, to get into nightclubs for free in Tokyo, Japan, you too, just need to know the right people.
The best way to go about meeting the right people is to meet as many people as possible, befriend everyone no matter who they are, exchange information, your services or help. After that you are bound to know, maybe even on a personal level, a dj, bartender, dancer or someone tied up with either the club you are at or a different nightclub in Tokyo, Japan. Do not just walk up to everyone in the nightclub or bar and start talking to them, you'll need to be patient until the timing feels right and when it does it is then you present yourself as best as possible.
Find no surprise in meeting djs or rappers in the nightclub you are in who aren't standing behind a dj booth or on stage rapping. I can't count the amount of times that I've met people who've, after telling them who I was, what I do, offered me V.I.P. to other nightclubs and not the nightclub we had been at. If you don't receive an invite as grand as V.I.P. but the person you've met has flyers to upcoming shows it will be your job to accept the flyer, honor the individual, converse more about them than you, ask questions to show interest and then tell them something like you'll show up to support what they are doing. Then, when you attend the event from the flyer, this person(s) will recognize you, then you'll most likely get treated to free drinks and more importantly be introduced to this person(s) greater network of people. Making your network greater will allow you better chances of free nights of drinking in Tokyo, Japan and you'll soon realize that everywhere you go, you'll know someone who is seemingly there to benefit your life. Where this is notes about hustling, you need to understand that hustling shouldn't be followed with negativity when it comes to your network or crew, if it's just some Japanese bitch who only wants for you to fuck her, then fine, but for the people who better your life? You owe those individuals all the goodness remaining in your heart, this is why I choose words like honor when I describe to you how you should be, to the individuals who better your life in Tokyo, Japan and all over the world.
"I'm not feeling good/headache" con artistry
Japanese girls will ask if they can get you anything if you tell them that your head hurts "atama itai." When you are doing this because you are starving make sure you ask for more than you can eat and food items from a store that won't necessarily spoil, then you can throw the food and drinks in your backpack and potentially have a dinner for later on. After you feast you can explain to your girl that you feel better and if you have been following the headache con rather than the stomach ache "onaka itai," you'll be able to have sex with her, especially if she thinks this will make you feel better.
Knowing what you need to do
Finding success is just like finding anything else, you have to look for it. When I first started traveling to Tokyo, Japan, I wore only skateboarder clothes which worked for me, but soon after, realized that I could, by changing my style from t-shirts and jeans to something like $300.00 velour sets by popular designers and sunglasses, have chance at having sex with television personalities, Japanese celebrities and such. Not only did I find this to be true, I also learned that people treat you differently when you have money, or in my case, looked like I had a ton of money. I restricted this however, this flaunting of money, to Tokyo, Japan and not to my life in America which also benefited me. In America, Americans aren't entertained by showoffs, you will see millionaires wearing $70 t-shirts with, of course, exception to rappers or professional athletes like Pacman Jones who have reason to tell their rags to riches story through the diamonds in their mouth. Since 2005 I've kept all my new clothes and shoes and everything untouched and as fresh as possible, with price-tags still on it, still boxed up from wherever I bought it all from, up until the morning I go to the airport and fly to Tokyo, Japan.
"Yen envelope" con artistry
First what you need to do is go online, find Japan penpal websites, Japan chatrooms and really whatever you can do to communicate with Japanese people. Once finding a Japanese person and after a brief chat with them you tell them that you are "doing a project for school about Japan," and maybe drop little notes on some bullshit about you loving koi ponds, temples and gyoza (even though it's Chinese.) After this your person(s) will be interested and say that's great. At this time ask the person if they would be willing to help you out, they'll say, "yes" and after they do, tell them that you need to have some Japanese coins for your school project and say something like, "to show my classmates how beautiful Japan is, even their money is beautiful." or something cheesy like that. At this time tell them it'd be great if they could send you the following: (a) 1 yen coin, (a) 10 yen coin, (a) 100 yen coin, (a) 500yen coin, (a) 1,000yen bill, to you via snailmail (regular mail,) and they will mail you the money. All Japanese people have tons of money, atleast everyone can spare 16.00 dollars. Now this is the fun part.
There are about 125,570,000 people in Japan. If each of them sent you 1611yen that would be $2,022,932,700.00 dollars. $2,022,932,700.00 Is your potential, you have potential of getting that amount of money, but check it, the beautiful part is, say you just do this hustle all day, for a week and you end up with 100 people sending you 16.00, well genius that is 1,600.00 dollars! And any beggars like myself would do a lot of crazy shit for 1,600.00 dollars, five days of sitting on a computer practicing your Japanese? Count us all in.
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