Xeroderma pigmentosum is roughly 6 times more common in Japanese than in other groups.
I was diagnosed a closet-symphorophiliac, over saying July 1st is Hannah Wuzél's date of birth, written by Ayumi Hamasaki, and Ayu day.
Judging from what everyone's wearing, a democracy isn't the right political system to wake up to.
I make it a habit to dress in endangered species, for God's creations are the hautiest of coutures.
In the daytime I'm either hunting Buffalo Wild Wings' More March actor Manuel Schwarz, Ayumi Hamasaki down to a t in Tokyo,
or on the tracks of Rebecca Eri Ray Vaughan.
Ever since Pokémon Sunday put computer-generated heart-shaped pupils in Becky's eyes there have been
damsels in distress,
from here to as far as the eyes can see.
Or maybe she tied herself up looking for a handout.
This is getting heavy like blood-stained nightgowns,
Grímsvötn, Germany's novel strain of E. coli O104:H4 bacteria outbreak, and Hannah Wuzél destroying the world in a hurry.
Cool your jets, Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution prohibits an act of war by "the state", not a renunciant stripped of their U.S. citizenship.
"From urotsukidoji urotsukidoji Sat Mar 12 06:35:29 2011
X-Apparently-To: email@example.com via 126.96.36.199; Fri, 11 Mar 2011 22:35:30 -0800
The big earthquakes hit coast to coast Japan! Our place was blacked out !
so.. We evacuated to mother's house, I 'm sorry to send you the idea 2 so late ."
Christine Wuzél asked me to yank a lock during sex like Teddy.
Match made in heaven like Franz Edmund "Joshua" Creffield and Inés Ligron.
Neanderthals are to civilized man as the Japanese are to God.
Bill Hersey told me to "be good", got into his Italian sports car, and left me in the pouring rain.
Hung over tomorrow like 2010.12.31 Dai 61kai NHK Kōhaku Uta Gassen.
1989.3.22 Demon Lover: On the Sexuality of Terrorism by Robin Morgan goes hand-in-hand with Barbet Schroeder's Inju, la bête dans l'ombre.
A genius without the unnecessary means to survive did a number asking "what'll make me more powerful than the almighty dollar?"
Straight outta Playgirl, crazy mother fucker named pool boy
sodomising offspring like Katie Yamasaki.
Larry Cohen's Black Caesar Tiffany & Co. part onlookers like "Christina-Taylor Green who?"
From a ground-breaking new business standpoint like throwing up ads on a Fukushima rice patty, way before a Super Bowl commercial.
Nightmarish wet number9dream by David Mitchell with Victoria Kassman coming true like a ghost in a bed sheet.
"I thought…in our days America exported their tv shows as propaganda to Japanese society…
am I right??
We began to admire and crave for this supposed dream life style
what was the big deal with all that propaganda?" 2001.10.26–28 Big Apple Anime Fest (BAAF)'s guest of honor Toshio Maeda.
The only thing safe is it's safe to say "Ushinawareta 30nen".
2011.3.8 YVR assigned 2 police escorts to me, 3.7 PDX assigned 1 like I wasn't Gaddafi enough.
Plagiarising Honoré de Balzac's La Peau de chagrin and Madame de Staël's Corinna o l'Italia.
Jesus Christ, gosh is God and Josh put together!
I'm eating Yoplait in my skimpies, listening to Amanda Lear The Sphinx on repeat.
"2. Wer sagt, Tokyo sei anonym und finster, spinnt. Wollt ihr Beispiele?
- Mittwoch habe ich JP kennengelernt. Freitags treffe ich ihn zufällig vorm Club Feria in Roppongi, dem Ausländer-Partyviertel in Tokyo, das ich normalerweise meide - Wen treffe ich Samstag Nacht im Atom? Bryan, einen meiner Mitbewohner - Wen treffe ich Samstag Morgen auf dem Nachhauseweg am Bahnsteig? Taco, einen alten Bekannten - Gerade eben lief ich durch's HMV (der Riesen-Plattenladen) in Shibuya und stoße plötzlich mit dem Exfreund einer Freundin zusammen - Dann sitze ich gemütlich in Shibuya am Hachiko (Sammel-Treffpunkt von ganz Tokyo), da tippt mich jemand an und fragt "Aren't you Milli?". Es war Tomomi, ein Mädchen, mit der ich mir ein paarmal bei Myspace geschrieben hatte und die eigentlich am anderen Ende Japans wohnt
Ich liebe Tokyo" Hannah Wuzél.
Hannah Wuzél's password protected livejournal sent a lot of unwanted foot traffic to me in 2009.
I logged in to French 20 person ICQ chat and asked anonymously for things "to say in French if one were to wage a war".
I was then private messaged asking "is her name Hannah Wuzel?"
I told the anonymous user "it is".
The next private message contained
1. Hannah Wuzél's address in Fukuoka, 2. a detailed report on her including a time table,
and 3. the French I had asked for.
I then obtained access
to Hannah Wuzél's password protected livejournal with a false user account.
I read all 187 entries with "Josh Sehrer" as a tag.
Hannah Wuzél even print screened Myspace mail I had sent to her otherwise untraceable Myspace account.
I read on to entries about Hannah Wuzél fucking japanesedickfor in lovehotels,
was a little heartbroken so I posted the French the spy had provided me with
"J'attend avec impatience la bataille decisive qui determinera qui de nous deux régnera sur Tokyo!"
"Btw, totally random, but when I went to the supermarket earlier, I got chatted up by 2 white girls who asked
me if I was Ayumi Hamasaki desu ka.
I mean, what the hell? First of all, what's a white person doing here. That's definitely the first time I saw one
in my village.
Second - Ayumi Hamasaki? Uhm, no? I've had that before but only by Japanese. Also, might I add that I looked
Third - why in Japanese? (O.O;)
Feeeeel the powa~ =D Posted on Dec. 31st, 2008 at 04:50 pm" Hannah Wuzél.
"now that disaster struck my beloved home country of choice." Hannah Wuzél.
"As if the earthquake was not enough, Japan sees itself confronted with several issues on top of that - a fatal and devastating tsunami simply swallowed most of the villages and towns located along the coastline and took away the lives and homes of unsuspecting and hardly prepared citizens. Furthermore, three nuclear power plants" Hannah Wuzél.
"not something we can control, and no one should have the arrogance in lights of recent events to state that we could." Hannah Wuzél.
"for the sake of the people whose lives will be saved in a possible future scenario." Hannah Wuzél.
"The thought of all those people in fear and despair over there makes me physically ill," Hannah Wuzél.
"depends on that when it comes to my personal situation, whether I will ever be able to return to Japan to resume my studies and much more, but it all seems meaningless in regard of the further suffering that could be brought to the people of Japan" Hannah Wuzél.
RT @JeanTheAlien Club ce soir avec Saehena, @millitokyo, haruka, mihi, shanon >_<
4 Jun 11 via Echofon"
Tiffany is an English form of the Greek Theophania, a compound of theos ‘God’ + phainein ‘to appear’.
99.9% of Americans have such serious unfinished business (what they need to do before they die) that in the breaths leading up to their fight for air and in their last waking days on Earth
are all going to be of this sickening "but I have work to do" feeling.
Wake up and smell the roses like Rose Marie Kennedy.
America is the quintessential "retard class" found in most primary schools.
Make a wish for me to blow the fuck up like Muslim pornstars.
I'll take a wild guess and say that since 2005 less than 10 Americans have masturbated to Kimora Lee Simmons.
Don't look at me, I masturbate to Julien Duvivier's Anna Karenina.
Ruslana Korshunova's Aria di Mezzo Carattere sympathetic resonance floored floor 9 balcony at 130 Water Street in Manhattan's Financial District.
The moral of the story is I have Terry Bogard's luck with girlfriends.
Time for Odette Juliette Yustman to buy a new watch?
14 year old Russian models in Tokyo trying to feed their families in Russia turned this Good Samaritan into a unregistered sex offender.
Michael Pfaff to play Ziad Jarrah in 10:03:11 the Off-Broadway musical.
I can't help myself like Paramount's Zoolander crashing in the box office because 9 11.
2 and 2 together like 1887.9.24 Tiffany twins died 1973.11.22 and 1974.2.14.
Doubting The Pilgrim's Progress by John Bunyan like "2 plain double Hamburger takeout" terrorzelle at McDonald's Afghanistan.
Yakuza faux pas.
None of you imbeciles are capable of shocking anybody like Jarryd Blair.
la stanza del figlio è un film del 2001 diretto da Nanni Moretti non mi dice niente, neppure oggi.
Theo Angelopoulos' Topio stin omichli rape on the silver screen.
The day I build a Hot Tub Time Machine is the day I show up to Tokyo drunk, forgetting what day it was,
walking around pointing out to myself that it "smells like someone is barbecuing!"
18th floor of 270 Broadway won't know what to make of me chowing down on Kellogg's RICE KRISPIES TREATS CEREAL.
In chronological order like The Seven, The Couch, The Chinese Woman, and The Pick.
I was medium rare until the plane came
to charbroil my would-be Japanese girlfriends.
The colonel's secret recipe in piles and piles of burnt Japanese corpses in the streets of Tokyo.
How in hell were the proud Americans piloting the Enola Gay supposed to know in the future they'd look like total homos?
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Had the White House kept it's doors closed to Martin Luther King, Jr., JFK might've lived to see his
nephew's March 29, 1991 Good Friday rape on the beach trial.
"Josh Sehrer's Japanese Girls Worship Me makes Gaspar Noé's Soudain le vide look like Season 1: Ep. 11 Gyre: Part 1." raves The New York Times.
I speak in parables because saying "f u n-word" is fun.
Back-to-back Hideaki Anno's Love & Pop and Hirokazu Kore-eda's Nobody Knows because
without love, "I love you" is just plain dumbfounded.
TIME (March 11, 2002). "CAN WE STOP THE NEXT 9/11?" "Inside the CIA and FBI scramble to prevent another terrorist attack" cover.
Ayumi Hamasaki's 2.9 million copies sold Duty uses 4, inauspicious because it is pronounced the same as the word for "death" (shi), tracks all capital letters,
4 tracks all lower-case letters like "vogue", 4 tracks like "Far away
", and track number 4 "End of the World".
Sae's Sekai no owari ("End of the World" in English) music video has a computer-generated 108 Takeyama Minoru ("to bear fruit" in English) Shibuya 109.
parasite eve DIVA ― N.Y. shino uta hime ("New York singing maiden of death" in English) manga, released 1998.10.1, uses all lower-case letters in wording "parasite eve", images of Yamasaki Minoru ("to bear fruit" in English) twin towers, and nudity.
pizzicato five overdose, released 4 years prior to DIVA on 1994.10.1, uses all lower-case letters in it's English title, track number 2 "Airplane", Yamasaki Minoru ("to bear fruit" in English) twin towers, apple, and gravestone imagery.
Hamasaki Ayumi mirakuru pashon manga 2001.1.1 release was 10 years prior to her
Miracle Passion uses images of Ayumi Hamasaki in and around the Yamasaki Minoru ("to bear fruit" in English) twin towers.
parasite eve 1998.9.9 U.S. release was 3 years and 2 days prior to 2001.9.11.
The 3rd Birthday (Parasite Eve 3) 2010.12.22 Japan release title's 3 blood splatters read "3 11".
Hannah Wuzél ignored my plea to save the world,
as a last resort I wrote to the 44th U.S. President in 2010 thru the whitehouse.gov website, to no avail, and regret not adding "ducunt volentem fata, nolentem trahunt" psychobabble.
However, I reached for the stars like Valentin Naboth of Silesia,
and landed in Japan on March 9th, 2011, marking the beginning of 2011 Lent, with
8 "Hannah Wuzél" tattooed upside down on my rib cages ("Eve" is "Ḥawwāh" in Classical Hebrew).
2 days later on March 11th, 2011, I became King Josh Sehrer IIIIV of Japan.
In February 2011, it was announced that so and so's Arena Tour 2011 A: Hotel Love Songs would start in April.
Shortly after the 2011 Tōhoku 9.0 earthquake and tsunami hit, it was announced that the tour rescheduled to start in late May and was renamed to ayumi hamasaki~POWER of MUSIC~2011.
"FOREWORD BY TIFFANY & CO.
TIFFANY & CO. is proud to support LOVE & HOPE (Ayumi Hamasaki) by LESLIE KEE, dedicated to the people of Japan who suffered from the Eastern Japan earthquake and tsunami disaster. We wish this book will be a long-lasting testament to the hope for rebuilding the country, in addition to the donation to the Japanese Red Cross Society generated by the proceeds of the sale of this book. For TIFFANY, Love and Beauty are for today, tomorrow and always.
TIFFANY & CO. Japan President"
Reinventing the wheel like dictating Mein Kampf to Adolf Hitler's showroom cellmate Mercedes.
Fuggedaboudit, it's Lower Manhattan.
For all I know, Indians were giving Cristóbal Colón anal beads.
Adoration of the Magi sure as heck doesn't beat the Sabra-Shatila massacre at birth.
The only thing I can think of more epic than Joyrich LA and Fortune Global 500 ITOCHU Corporation's LeSportsac invite-only 2011.3.11 "SOLID GOLD" release in disaster-torn Japan, costing ITOCHU Corporation over $4,000,000.00 dollars,
was the time the star Maia went on a Christmas shopping trip with Mary Poppins after Maia was raped by Zeus.
1 girl 2 cups like Shunji Iwai's Hana and Alice.
Stephen Hawking's Presidential Medal of Freedom won't make taking a shit any easier.
It's almost as ironic as the FBI interrogating a child sexual abuse victim in her bathing suit about bad traveler's cheques.
Meanwhile, clear across the Earth it was the crucinonfixion of yours truly.
In the bowels of hell like a holy water enema.
I was watching a documentary on Auschwitz and some little girl had to bite apart a woman and baby's bloodied umbilical cord.
"Not that I believe in it any more or less than in Buddhism or Islam or the Spaghetti Monster" Hannah Wuzél.
"I am just extremely interested its backgrounds, thesis, dogma and the effect it has on people." Hannah Wuzél.
L' ultima amante di Hachiko by Yoshimoto Banana in a dust jacket from the Japanese bunko.