06/23/2003 - Owed 10 million SEK and a few statues
"In my adolescent years I demonstrated great power, the school faculty I defeated in detail. Not only that, I found that I could determine a person's fate without looking at them and save everyone's life. Yet I was told by the wealthy, whenever one was in yelling distance of me, that I was a "nuisance to the public" and a "disruption.""
"How could I be the humans condemned to die's "problem"?"
"The human lifespan isn't long enough for me to drop everything and tell them what they are doing wrong. In fact, I have no problem with species in the Homo genus playing with nuclear weapons so long as they keep pumping out daughters for me to pick and choose from."
"The conditions I grew up would force anyone into child prostitution. The conditions were so bad that the city's police department installed a police annex in one of the rundown apartment complexes' apartments."
"I tried to escape but whenever I did anything like sell Coca-Cola's Surge out of my locker when the stores were selling it for $1.50 a 12 pack, making like $15 bucks a day, word spread of my success and before I knew it I'd end up back to being hungry and without money."
"The United States of America was hell on Earth in the 1990s, because of the LA riots I could only wear certain colors, Lorena Bobbitt and Tanya Harding left me with only Phoebe Cates to look at. Between me being the last of my classmates standing pledging allegiance to having a TV wheeled into our class and being forced to watch OJ Simpson's trial, I knew something was very very wrong."
Jeremy Klein and I continued on through the warehouse, he stopped a warehouse worker asking if he knew who I was, he didn't. Jeremy had told me on the phone I could have "whatever product you want to take to Tokyo", so I had checked empty luggage on the flight to Los Angeles, in the warehouse I used their distributor boxes to fill, and dragged everything to a nearby table.
Looking thoroughly engrossed in the write-off process for all the product I was getting, Jeremy looked up to see Lance Mountain standing where we were at. "What's up?" Lance asked. "Josh, you know Lance, right?" Jeremy asked me. "From the 411 video magazines." I said thinking I should've also brought up his company The Firm. "Jeremy, Willy, and me are flying to Tokyo tomorrow to go film a video." I told Lance proudly.
After Blitz Distribution, a bunch of us ate dinner at Oki Doki in Orange.
At Oki Doki I told a story about "a boy at the Elementary Grade School I went to who never talked and had seizures a few times a week." The boy approached me one day on the playground at recess.
""You've never said a word to anyone, how am I supposed to talk to you?" I asked."
""You are the only one able to communicate with me." The boy said without saying or even mouthing the words but through brain-waves." "OK, teeter-totter then?" I asked through brain-waves. "The boy turned, ran to the teeter-totter, stopped at it, turned and watched me walk over."
""Nobody else can talk to you like this?" I asked through brain-waves. The boy nodded. "I'm going to have a seizure when we teeter-totter." The boy continued. ""Is it true you are close to God?" The boy asked through brain-waves. "I heard my staff say you "are close to God."" The boy said through brain-waves. "Is it true you are the only one who cares whether we live or die?" The boy asked through brain-waves.
"As far as I know yes, but I'm seeking out other children like you to help save the world." I said through brain-waves.
"The doctors said I have two full years left to live," The boy said through brain-waves, getting on to the teeter-totter. "If you teeter-totter with me it'll help me complete my life." The boy said through brain-waves. I nodded and agreed to help the boy out."
"A minute into the teeter-tottering, the boy on the higher part of the teeter-totter, turned him blue. I pushed off from the ground for the boy to be closer to the ground if he were to fall. The teeter-totter leveled out and the boy fell to his left, off the teeter-totter, in a violent seizure. The empty teeter-totter seat shot back to the top. On the ground I ran to where he laid trembling, then motionless and frozen looking. I could tell he was having difficulties breathing, I remembered seeing collapsed children taken off the playground before, and that the boy might be needing an inhaler or medicines."
"I ran to the guard responsible for the students at play and yelled pointing to the boy, explaining he "had gone into a seizure", "fallen off the teeter-totter", "was having difficulties breathing", and that the guard needed to hurry to him." ""The seizures never stop. Our nurses will pick him up after recess is over." The guard stated."
"I ran back to where the young boy was, picked him up, he curled up in my arms, I carried him over, from there a nurse came out and carried the boy back into our school. From inside the school came the boy's brain-wave communication "Thank you Josh, I now know what's been said about you is true."
After all the drunk storytelling at Oki Doki, the pros, Willy's wife and I piled into Willy Santos' van, drove to Irvine, and spent the night at Jeremy Klein's house.
The very next morning the pro skateboarders and I flew out to Tokyo together.
About a week after the pro skateboarders I flew in with had left, I met DC Shoes' Danny Way in Shibuya, the two of us talked about The DC Video World Tour that he was on, and about how I had flown in with Tony Hawk's Birdhouse pro skateboarders to film a video entitled "Yellow Fever".
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