Before you get into the most graphic Japanese lessons to date, you need to know that you don't need to know how to read Japanese, it can easily be written with the roman alphabet.
肉便器 in roman letters is nikubenki, and in English we say "meat toilet". "Meat toilet" is Japanese for "girl used as a sex object". How these Japanese pick-up lines and sex talk is is first the roman alphabet translation, followed by the English translation in quotations.
The Japanese alphabet is pronounced A "ah", I "e", E "eh", U "oo" like zoo, O "oh", and N for "n". Nikubenki is pronounced "knee coo bay n key" as an example.
Kimi ni oshikko shite ii?
"Can I pee on you?"
"Can you take off your pants?" French translation to use on models in Tokyo: Pourrais-tu enlever ton pantalon ?
Ashi o hiraite boku ni misete.
"Spread your legs, I want to see." Étale tes jambes, je veux les voir.
Mune no saizu oshiete? soshite misete?
"What size breasts do you have? Tell me the size and show me." Quelle taille font tes seins ? Dis-moi ton tour de poitrine et montre-la-moi.
Mune o te de yosete kamera ni mukatte smile shite.
"Push your breasts together and say "cheese"." Comprime tes seins et souris à ma caméra.
Ok, kondo wa ushiro o muite oshiri o dekirudake takaku tsukidashite.
"Ok, now turn around and bring your butt up towards the ceiling." Ok, tourne-toi maintenant et lève tes fesses aussi haut que tu le peux.
Ii oshiri shiterune! Boku to ecchi shitai?
"What a magnificent butt! Care to have sex with me?"
Kamera o mite kimi wa boku to ecchi ga shitai tte itte.
"Look at my camera and say "I want to have sex with you"." Regarde la caméra et dis que tu veux avoir des rapports avec moi.
Kimi no mibunshoumeishou o misete?
"Can you show me your I.D. card?" Peux-tu me montrer ta carte d'identité ?
Tada kimi ga nansai nanoka shiritai dakedayo.
"I just want to see how old you are." Je veux juste vérifier ton âge.
Boku wa watashitachi ga ecchi shiteru no o totte o iitteiu kyoka o kimi kara morattakke?
"Do I have your permission to film us having sex?"
Donokurai hinpan ni ecchi shimasuka?
"How often do you have sex?"
Imamade nankai ecchi shitakoto arimasuka?
"How many times have you had sex?" Combien de fois as-tu déjà eu des rapports ?
Kimi no oshiri sawatte mo ii?
"Is it ok if I touch your butt?" Ça ne te dérange pas si je touche tes fesses ?
Shake It♥ PV ni detekuruyouna kanjide oshiri ugokashite?
"Can you shake your butt like Ayumi Hamasaki in her Shake It♥ music video?"
Shiri o tataite mo ii desuka?
"Might I spank your butt?" Ça te va si je donne une fessée ?
Sore ga suki desuka?
"Do you like that?"
Anaru sex shite mo daijobu desuka?
"Are you willing to receive anal sex?"
Moshi jyunkatsu abura o tsukattara sugoku kimochi iiyo.
"If I use lubricant, it'll slide in and out of your buttocks all sloppily and wet."
Ki ga kawarimashitaka?
"Have you changed your mind yet?"
Kocchi ni ikou.
"Let's go this direction."
Koko ni hairou
"Let's go into this place."
Naka ni hairu niwa ikura kakarimasuka
"How much does it cost to get inside?"
Boku no nomimono ni ippai vodka o iretekudasai.
"Put a ton of vodka in my drink (for the signature Josh Sehrer screwdriver)."
Kimi to odoritai.
"I want to dance with you."
Soko ni suwaremasuka (Point to a location in the room)
"Can we sit over there?" (Point to a location in the room.)
Madogiwa ni suwaremasuka
"Can we sit next to a window?"
Kimi to hanashitaida.
"I want to talk to you."
Kimi no te o nigiritai.
"I want to hold your hand."
Nani nonderuno? Boku ni mo katte yo.
"What are you drinking? Purchase one for me to drink aswell."
Kimi no karada o dakishimetai.
"I want to hold your body."
Boku wa kimi ni ikkai dake kisu o shite, nanika purezento suru yo, sore o kimi ga donna fuu ni kanjiruka shiritainda.
"I'd give anything to kiss you once."
Kono ato de nani suru no?
"What are you doing later?"
It's best when courting young Japanese girls to put the girl on the spot to have sex with you the same night you meet her. With an initial attraction, she won't be able to resist such sexual temptations.
Kimi to ecchi o shitai.
"I want to have sex with you."
Watashitachi ni ippai osake o katte, love hotel ni itte, party shiyou!
"Let's buy tons of alcohol, go to a love hotel and party!"
Convini ni itte nanika nomimono demo kawanai?
"Can we go to a convenience store to get something to drink?"
Konya wa yoitsubureru made nomitai.
"I want to drink until I pass the fuck out."
"Do you want to suck my dick?"
"Do you want to swallow my cum?"
Kimi no te de boku o ikasete.
"Make me cum with your hand."
Boku ga America ni kaette mo kimi o mirareru you ni bideo o tsukuritai.
"I want to make a video so I can still see you when I return to America."
Kono hi o omoidaseru you ni takusan shashin o torou!
"Let's take lots of photographs to remember this day!"
Issho ni purikura o toritai.
"Let's go take purikura together."
Purikura are photo booth pictures, taking purikura is popular amongst Japanese youth. Often, pornographic magazines in Japan will publish "nude purikura" and "sex purikura" in the magazines' back pages.
Remember that getting naked in public is against the law!
Purikura booths save data (photos, date and time) and is reported. Don't frequent photo booths you've already had sex in.
Boku wa hadaka de purikura o toritai.
"I want to do photo booth pictures in the nude."
"Doushite sonna ni ke ga aru no?"
"How is it you have so much pubic hair?"
Manke o sottekuretara ureshiina.
"I'd love it if you shaved off your pubic hair."
Kimi no clitoris o boku no kuchibiru to shita de nametai.
"I want to eat you out."
Boku no yubi ni hon (ni hon is "2 fingers" and ippon "a finger".) o kimi no ana ni dashi ireshinagara, clitoris o kuchibiru to shita de nametai. .
"I want to finger bang and eat you out."
Sousureba kimi wa ikeru daroushi, sex mo motto tanoshiku naru yo!
"If I eat you out, the sex will be out-of-this-world!"
Chotto otona no omocha no mise ni itte okane o tsukaou!
"Let's go spend some money at an adult shop!"
Koitsu o kaou.
"Let's buy this dildo."
Kono otona no omocha o kaou.
"Let's buy this adult toy."
Moshi kimochiyo sugitara, oshikko toka shio o fuite mo daijobu.
"If it feels too good, it's alright if you pee or squirt all over the place."
"Do you want me to stop?"
Kimi wa kogara dakara, moshi itakattara itte ne.
"You are short so if it hurts, please tell me."
Moshi itakattara ittene, kimi no karada wa amerikajin you ni dekitenai kara.
"Your body wasn't made to handle an American so if it hurts, please tell me."